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person: she--

me: it's he.

person: *condescending smile* well, on your birth certificate--

me: yeah, it also says ' 8lbs, 6 oz ' -- a lot has changed over the years

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aziraphaleisineffable:

IF YOU’RE EVER SAD

SAY ‘TEEHEE’ IN A REALLY DEEP, MANLY VOICE.

OH MY GOD

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befittingfitness:

NO.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

people have to ruin everything…

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